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CHEERS! Introducing SWOLEJU, our refreshingly cute bottles of fruity soju! Celebrate life PR’s and making gainz with your gym buddies and gym baes. With juicy flavors like Grapefrootz, Strawberry KettleBerry, Peachy Pumps, and Grape Gainz, you’ll be sure...

ORDER UP‼️ Satisfy your munchies with our mouthwatering MUSCLE MEAL — the newest addition to our Iron Diner menu! Upgrade your THICCburger to a juicy combo with our crispy golden barbell fries and delicious protein shake for the perfect post-workout...

It lifts. It eats. It fights. It flexes. ALL AT THE SAME TIME! Introducing our buffest Beefy Beast: MORECHOMP! It scours the Bento Region for delicious donuts and carbonated drinks before a massive lift. Launch your KFKF Gainz Ball for a chance to catch...

THIS IS THE WHEY. Introducing MANDOUGH and DOUGHGU, the newest addition to our Galactic Gainz collection! With his trusty strong barbell, steel mixer, and bakeproof armor, Mandough is a force to be reckoned with. If you're a sci-fi fan, you definitely...

Behold.. the most iconic double-decker on our Iron Diner menu: our thicc and tasty LIFTING CLUB SANDWICH! Just one satisfying bite into this colossal tower of gainz and your lifts will be impressively strong. This sandwich is the perfect blend of...

Get BEEFY and be the hero of your own adventure! Instantly power-up your gainz with a mouthwatering slice of this kilo-roni and mega mushroom pizza. Are you team Bowsa Black or Bro-shi Green? Choose your team now with this highly demanded parody...

You’re invited to visit the iconic KINDA THICC PARK, where the dinos are phenomenally PLUMP, JUICY, and majestically BOOTY-full! But wait… BEWARE! This island is home to the THICC-assaurus Rex — a nugget so ferociously gigantic, it’s escaped from the...

 Slice, slice baby! Our delicious Kettle-Cherry Pie is full of sweet mouthwatering gainz. With a flakey and buttery crust, this tart pie filling is bursting with flavor and baked to pie-fection. Celebrate Pi (π) Day in style!  BLACK SHIRT...

Crumbies Assemble!! Our iconic team of extraordinary superhero characters are back and tastier than ever. Featuring Dr. Crumb, Plateroni Tony, Super Sammie, PRnJ, Flapjacked-son, and the super wired Cuppa Joe! *The two colors are different material and...

Our kawaii BOBA BULK TEA is full of delicious milky gainz & chewy brown sugar boba-bells. Fuel your workouts with slurpin’ satisfaction!  Also available in a crop top! PRODUCT FEATURES: Sizes XS-6XL Boba Bulk Tea Logos printed on front chest and...

A strongman favorite, the KFKF KEG CARRY is the most refreshing lift after tapping into some delicious brew! Whether you're tossing, pressing, carrying, or drinking kegs, we'll be there ready to *cheer* you on! PRODUCT FEATURES: Sizes XS-6XL KFKF Keg...

The ESSENTIAL lounge short for relaxing on your deload days! These size inclusive shorts are super comfy, lightweight, with a decent stretch for gym workouts too. With a 5-inch inseam, these shorts are hoochie-daddy and hoochie-mommy certified! You...