Kinda Fit Kinda Fat

Ready to IGNITE your taste buds and bench press with a satisfying SPICY SNACK?! Feel the burn in and out of the gym with our tasty HOT CHESTOS Collection! These crunchy chips are Incredibly addicting...

 Slice, slice baby! Our delicious Kettle-Cherry Pie is full of sweet mouthwatering gainz. With a flakey and buttery crust, this tart pie filling is bursting with flavor and baked to pie-fection...

Remember a time not too long ago when ALL gyms were closed and the ONLY things we could lift were snacks and our feelings? We’ve heard your hangry demands for this “Body By Quarantine” inspired...

A strongman favorite, the KFKF KEG CARRY is the most refreshing lift after tapping into some delicious brew! Whether you're tossing, pressing, carrying, or drinking kegs, we'll be there ready to...

You’re invited to visit the iconic KINDA THICC PARK, where the dinos are phenomenally PLUMP, JUICY, and majestically BOOTY-full! But wait… BEWARE! This island is home to the THICC-assaurus Rex — a...

Get BEEFY and be the hero of your own adventure! Instantly power-up your gainz with a mouthwatering slice of this kilo-roni and mega mushroom pizza. Are you team Bowsa Black or Bro-shi Green? Choose...

Behold.. the most iconic double-decker on our Iron Diner menu: our thicc and tasty LIFTING CLUB SANDWICH! Just one satisfying bite into this colossal tower of gainz and your lifts will be...

Do you love making gainz both ways in an out of the gym? We do too! This throwback retro design is a nostalgic design for the ones who've rocked with us since 2018! Grab this limited restock before...

THIS IS THE WHEY. Introducing MANDOUGH and DOUGHGU, the newest addition to our Galactic Gainz collection! With his trusty strong barbell, steel mixer, and bakeproof armor, Mandough is a force to be...

It lifts. It eats. It fights. It flexes. ALL AT THE SAME TIME! Introducing our buffest Beefy Beast: MORECHOMP! It scours the Bento Region for delicious donuts and carbonated drinks before a massive...

ORDER UP‼️ Satisfy your munchies with our mouthwatering MUSCLE MEAL — the newest addition to our Iron Diner menu! Upgrade your THICCburger to a juicy combo with our crispy golden barbell fries and...